Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

That’s the sign I saw at my local “Road Kill Cafe” we went to this morning for a really great breakfast! I took the kiddies (they eat for 2.95) and my Daddy. mmmmh I could eat Daddy all morning, he gots a nice FAT sausage I wouldn’t mind eatin! Let’s put some milk gravy on his sausage and call it a PARTY! lol

My oldest girl Riley got so excited there at the “RK cafe” that she wet her panties! They brought out some hair ribbons and assecories we just couldn’t look away! I had a fur coat one time, it was a fake, but…. women would always say; “Do you know how many animals had to die for you to get that coat?” I’d just say; “Do you know how many dicks I had to suck to get this coat?” lmao they’d shut the fuck up then! I’d say… “it’s fake! And what this situation need is a whole lot more of you SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!” My kids would just laugh, they alway’s laugh when I gotts to yell at folks.

So I took a pic of the menue with my phone yeah I gots some techie in me… you want some? hahaha I’m a regular comedian today *slappin my right knee* I also bought one of the hair things for Riley, she wore it home and still has it on. I’m gettin them ready for nap time and there’s nutin that put’s us to sleep like a good orgasm! You wanna call and give us one or five? Masturbate with MaryKate

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Straight Outta The Park! MaryKate

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