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Somebody sent me these jokes… So cute!!! I like it at the end is say’s “putta lil south in your mouth!”

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

-Kissing is a habit. Fucking is a game. Guys get all the pleasure. Girls get all the pain.

-10 minutes of pleasure. 9 months of pain. 3 days in the hospital. A baby without a name. The baby is a bastard. The mother is a whore. This would have never happened, if the rubber hadnt tore!!

-Sex is like math. You subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and pray to god u dont multiply.

-Roses are red. Grass is green. Open ur legs and i’ll fill you with cream.

-Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven so stick it in.

You opened it so u are cursed for 5 years, if u dont read the entire thing.

-Roses R nice violets R fine i’ll be the six if u be the nine.

-Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly. If u like it, dont be sassy. Use your tongue and make it nasty!!
Send to 10 freaks including me or u will have bad sex for 10 yrs.

*Put a lil south in your mouth* Big man

Straight Outta The Park! MaryKate

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